In case the link breaks in the future, today's Luann comic features Luann receiving college advice from her grandparents. They are:
- Dress nicely. No torn jeans or sloppy shirts.
- Take Home Economics. It will serve you well.
- Type your reports on quality paper. This impresses.
- Join math club. Good boys are in math club.
- Have plenty of stamps and stationery for letter writing.
- Wear a watch to keep track of your classes.
- Read a newspaper every day.
Luann and her mom then make a comment about being out of touch.
Although some of these may be a bit out of date, I would say that most are pretty apt for today as well, perhaps with a bit of tweaking.